Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of rum
Ho ho ho, cream and whiskey bourbon
Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of booze
We got nothing to lose, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you're pleased
Ho ho ho, Santa's open to me
Ho ho ho, all the misfits and usher
Hope the misfits show up, ho ho ho

Ho ho ho, it don't get better than this
Ho ho ho, in the land of misfits
Ho ho ho, we are losin our legs
We got nothing but this, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho, gon' be our family
Ho ho ho, this is christmas baby
Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you re pleased
Bring them all to their knees, ho ho ho