Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Go to Fred Segal, you ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Baby if I act like that, flippin my blonde hair back
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(Break it down now)
Disease s growing, it s epidemic
I m scared that there ain t a cure
The world believes it and I m going crazy
I cannot take any more
I m so glad that I ll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That s what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don t wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would u **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flippin my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don t wanna be a stupid girl