One, two, three, four

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke,
Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we've been through,
Cause I know that you'll always understand

I won't act my age,
No, I won't act my age,
No, I'll still feel the same around you

Ho!

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke,
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to,
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won't act my age,
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you

I won't act my age,
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same,
You will too

Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out,
We'll still stay up 'til morning,
We'll throw an "after-party", oh yeah, oh yeah

I won't act my age,
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you

I won't act my age,
No, I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same,
You will too

Hey!
Nanananananana...